10/20/2009: "Ikea"

Hi All,

This was going to end up a blog post but I figured I might as well try to make a few ducats out of it, because lord knows the cheap screws who read ye olde blog aren't giving up any moolah for the glittering profundity that trips off my keyboard. I would read the comments but I have a feeling they would leave me feeling pretty awful, so I won't, which means I can live in blessed delusion---the ultimate state of being. Thanks to Sarah Hepola for the considerate edit, too.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2009/10/19/ikea_nightmare/

All best, Craig.